Ew David, These Are Some of Schitt's Creek's Best Quotes

Moira Rose "Where is bebe's chamber?" "How mercurial is life...we all imagine being carried from the ashes by the goddess Artemis and here I get a balatron from Barnum & Bailey." "Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?" (It was a sonogram.)

Moira Rose 

"Where is bebe's chamber?"

"How mercurial is life...we all imagine being carried from the ashes by the goddess Artemis and here I get a balatron from Barnum & Bailey." 

"Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?" (It was a sonogram.) 

"Fear not, she hath risen!" 

"Gossip is the devil's telephone. Best to just hang up!" 

"Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now." 

"There's nothing here but hot singles in my area." 

Alexis: "What's your favorite season?" 
Moira: "Awards." 

"I know all about being left in the lurch for a fundraiser. Eva Longoria and I were supposed to perform our ventriloquist act for the Everybody Nose Benefit for Juvenile Rhinoplasty, when she suddenly drops out due to exhaustion? I had to be both puppet and puppeteer!"

"If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it's that a mother puts her own mask on first."

"It's probably nothing, but I think I've killed a MAN!" 

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